Kiri Will Smooch YOU!
(to the tune of we will rock you)

Kiri was a small cat, small grey cat,
Somebody said he's gonna be a big cat some day
He's got Fish on his face,
big Disgrace
Kick'n his litter all over the place

Singin
He will, He will Smooch you
He will, He will Smooch you
He will, He will Smooch you